Aaaaah! They're Giraffter me!

"Come on dudes, she's worth way more than six cows!"

This momma means buisness (two adorable cubs were tumbling about as she stared us down.)
Awkward majesty in motion.
What do you call a group of giraffes? A gaggle?

Kenya hear me now?

"Heeeemmya a deetseeeeda....Heema dada HeemaHeemadada.....From the day we arrived on the planet..."
Hope you don't have to squint as hard as I did to see the giraffes in the background.
Who wants some?
Sentient guardians of the dusk.
Nothing like the smell of elephants in the morning!

Nairobi's finest?

African skies anyone?
A rare glimpse of maternal spots.
On the way to Maasai Maara...
Opening for a show called "Nairobi's Finest"...no one will ever know how this came about.
How's your teacher to student ratio these days? Anyone wanna complain?

Sawa Sawa Kenya Kenya!

I wonder what bell hooks would say about this?
A Kenyan classic: remote boarding schools hundreds of kilometers from civilization.
An excellent argument for selectively breeding for female back hair.
The welcoming committee refuses tips.

Welcome to Kenya! Vegos need not apply.